Once a Rich Man asked a Poor Man:
“Shaadi mai MehnaT hai Ya MAza?”

Poor Man Replied: “Sahab

Submitted by: Akhtar

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too,
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

Submitted by: Amit

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

Submitted by: Ronald

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals,
why are you eating there food.

Submitted by: Vegetarian

Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Husnain

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.

Submitted by: Zahoor

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

Submitted by: Arslan