Archive: July, 2008

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Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake

categories English SMS, Friendship SMS | comments 5 Comments

Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot

Happy Friendship Day

Submitted By: Farhad

Technical defect in a female body

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A civil engineer asked his town planner,
What‘s the technical defect in a female body?
>
Ans: Entertainment area is
constructed very near to sewerage area.

Submitted By: Sheraz

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di

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Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish,
Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey…
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+”"+.+”"+;
+ DIL SE +
“+.
.+”"+”

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di …

Submitted By: Farukh

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Wonderful love stories

categories English SMS, Love and Romantic SMS | comments 9 Comments

In love never keep the condition of
always ending up together.
Some times wonderful love stories
continue by just being friends. . . :)

Submitted By: Asha

Inzamam dont understand english

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It is said that inzamam don”t understand english.
Once commentator asked,
“Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.

Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard
especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we
can have another chance.

Submitted By: Raja

Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga

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Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga

Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga

Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata

Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga

Submitted By: Sanjay

kya tum mere sath dance karogi

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Boy 2 girl – kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply – me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy – Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Submitted By: Sarmad

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