oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….
HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..

L0vE LefT us!!!

Submitted By: Mike

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

Submitted By: Dev

maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,
per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka rishta
k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye kaatib-e- takdeer ka

Submitted By: Zahid

who shows “ANGER” on you

Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you

Because..

Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
*DEEP LOVE*

Submitted By: Radha

Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli:
“muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao”

larke ne b jeans utar de or bola:

“jao ye dono jeans dho kar lao”.

Submitted By: Raja

Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao

Submitted By: Aryan

“if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY”

[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]

Submitted By: Sohan