Behbod-e-Abadi
Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga

Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy

apka kai din say koi sms nhi aya

Lgta hi Teka lag gya

Submitted By: Rasho

You Know You Are In Love
When You See The World In Her Eyes,
And Her Eyes Everywhere In The World.

Submitted By: Sami

Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga..

Submitted By: Rahat

Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test

Submitted By: Akmal

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Submitted By: Sohan

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Submitted By: Sarya

Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

Submitted By: Shankar