A naughty answer given by a girl when asked..
How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..?

Girl: I feel boys are lazy..

Submitted By: Dev

Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won
$10 , Here’s $5
Now Get Lost …

Submitted By: Alfred

Funny but true fact :
Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
. You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each other’s mobile

Submitted By: Raja

Huzur Pak S.A.W.W ka irshad naqal kiya gya hai k:
jo shakhs ashra Ramzan ka Aitkaaf kary usko 2 Hajj aur 2 Umrah ka Ajar hai.
(F. A’amal 691)
ALLAH sy Dua hai k hm sb ko Aitkaaf me bethne ki toufiq ata farmayen
(Aameen)

Submitted By: Karim

Jahan ko dekhta rahoon ya Tujh ko Dekhta rahoon
Tu Mere Samne bethi rahi Tujh ko Dekhta rahoon
Kaash Ghunghat Zamane ka hat jaye
Aur Mai Haseen Aankhon ko Teri Dekhta rahoon

Submitted By: Ponam

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?”
He said, “Because you came home early.”

Submitted By: Shankar

‘Kitni Jaldi ya Arman Guzr jata hai
Pyas lagti nhi Iftar Guzr jata hai
Hum Gunahgaro ki Magfirat kr mery ALLAH
Ibadat hoti nhi Or Ramzan guzar jata hai’.

Submitted By: Ahad

True care cannot b expressed in words.
It can b expressed only through possessiveness and anger when u get close to others.

Submitted By: Arman

Awesome msg sent by a man to his wife:

“Hi Honey,
I am just having my last beer and I will be home in 30 minutes.
If I am not,
please read this message again!”

Submitted By: Kami

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you!

Submitted By: Rahat