Double Meaning SMS


Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

Submitted By: Shankar

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

Submitted By: Arvin

its A ”CIGRETTE”

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

Submitted By: Zeno

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro

Submitted By: Raju

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…

Submitted By: Ravi

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA

Uss ne manga to khara ho gya

RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA

Mein ne diya to chout gya

PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..

Submitted By: Sameer

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA…

Submitted By: Neelo

fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

Submitted by: Teenager

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