A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Submitted By: Karan

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.

Submitted By: Joyia

Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh

bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.

Submitted By: Mishra

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
.

,

,

,

,

,

.

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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Submitted By: Anil

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Submitted By: Sorya

Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

Submitted By: Shankar

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

Submitted By: Pawan

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

Submitted By: Kumar

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..

khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

Submitted By: Aryan