Double Meaning SMS


KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

Submitted By: Kumar

college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Submitted By: Shankar

fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

Submitted By: Ravi

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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.
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

Submitted By: Sorya

pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

Submitted By: Sohan

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

“VOTE“

Submitted By: Raju

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

Submitted By: Mishra

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Submitted By: Rahul

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Submitted By: Arvin

chooss chooss chooss
mazay lay kar chooss
bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss
donoo ko ik saath chooss
masal masal kay choos
kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Submitted By: Honey