Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

Submitted By: Reezo

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay
fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga..

Submitted By: Khanna

I’m very good in bed…
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I can sleep all day…

What Were U Thinking . . .

Submitted By: Sony

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis….

Submitted By: Rehan

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

Submitted By: Zarun

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle &
FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

Submitted By: Zuma

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..

Submitted By: Sami

“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”

“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”

Submitted By: Nilesh

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

Submitted By: Mishra

college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Submitted By: Sarun