Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Submitted by: Rehan

I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT

Submitted by: Reekha

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Submitted by: Michael

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Submitted by: Deeno

If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: “Like this!”

Sumbitted by: Love Bird

Sending u 1000 smiles,take 1 for now,and keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,pickout 1 every morning,because i want to see u smiling always.So be my Velantine today

Submitted by: Usman

love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.

Submitted by: Radha

WHEN STARTING TO DO SOMETHING :SAY BISM ALLAH
WHEN INTENDING TO DO SOMETHING :SAY INSHA ALLAH
WHEN SOMETHING IS BEING PRAISED :SAY SUBHAN ALLAH
WHEN IN PAIN AND DISTRESS :SAY YA ALLAH
WHEN EXPRESSING APPRECIATION :SAY MASH ALLAH
WHEN TAHNKING SOMEONE :SAY JAZAK ALLAH Read the rest of this entry »

Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me….

Submitted by: Muskan

Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows
As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjy ur time ;) GOOD’NITE!

Submitted by: Suhail