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In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some
ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the
dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight!

Submitted by: Rohit

Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise
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your all teeth will be broken.

Submitted by: Ishi Rao

Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….

Submitted by: Neeto

If ever in ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything, Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from….

Submitted by: Pohar

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success…For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me….

difference between your and my smile
What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

Submitted by: Zafar Mahmood Asim

Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

Submitted by: Laila

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Submitted by: Ejaz

A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ….
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!

Submitted by: Hamid

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