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Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room… They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ‘OH! NO! We Can’t Disturb Our BOSS!’

Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital

Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen

Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert…..
I Know you love….Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

Promise me v r true frendz,
i’m lamp u r lite,
i’m coke u r sprite,
i’m saawan u r baadal,
i’m normal u r paagal… ha ha ha

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes – UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n….
I got a HEART ATTACK!

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