Flirt SMS


BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2′rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

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