Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

Submitted by: Aamir

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Submitted by: Chiller

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

Submitted by: Karan

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…

Submitted by: Shaizi

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….

Submitted by: Bubloo

HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………
IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..

Submitted by: Mehsoos Qazi

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit

Submitted by: William

Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow

Submitted by: Pando

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

Submitted by: Jeelo

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Submitted by: When u feel sad