Category: Friends Teasing SMS

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Do You Know The Meaning Of GIRL

Do You Know The Meaning Of

Girl

G = Ghost
I = In
R = Real
L = Life

Don’t break anybody’s heart

Don’t break anybody’s heart bcz they have only one…
If u r angry on them break their bones bcz they have 206

Chocolate 4 u

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did’nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile…
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Next joke tomorrow at same time..

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My Bedtime Prayer to God

My Bedtime Prayer to God:
Dear God, please let mosquitoes bite, let there be a power cut, let the devil come in a nightmare for those who go to sleep without sending me a good night message.

Friendship Rules

Friendship Rules

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanks

& don’t say i am Busy’
Always say yaar Tere Liye to mari jann B Hazir Hai.
Bus kabi Mangna mat.

Women and police cars

Question: What do women and police cars have in common?
Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Increase Your Brain

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp

I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

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