Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,

Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Submitted by: Haresh
Email: haresh9825142532@rediff.com

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Submitted By: Mosa

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

Press Down

Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi …

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti …

Submitted By: Zarun

Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Submitted By: Zara

Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …

Submitted By: Akshya

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Submitted By: Semi

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

Submitted By: Iram

A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Submitted By: Jabran

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!

Submitted By: Rehan

jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”

Submitted by: Santosh
Email: santoshvakte@yahoo.com