Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

Submitted by: Dilman

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can’t cure

Submitted by: kamran

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

Submitted by: Aamir

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Submited by: Deno

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Submitted by: Kallan

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

Submitted by: Miaon

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….

Submitted by: Bubloo

HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………
IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..

Submitted by: Mehsoos Qazi

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit

Submitted by: William

I see ur face when i am dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming

Submitted by: MAHA