Funny Shayari


hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??

hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai…

Submitted By: Suraj

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Asia Ho Jaye..

Papers Ho Par Result Na Aye..

Class Ho Par Teacher Na Aye..

Bus Mein Baithe Par College Na Jaye…

Picnic Per Jaye Ur Wapas Na Ayein..

Hafte Mein 3 Din Ho Or Phir Sunday Ajaye…

Sote Rahe Din Bhar…Sham Ko Ghumne Jaye..

Hum Bilkul Na Parhe Ur Pass Ho Jaye..

Sab Dost Sath Rahe Or Chuttiyan Manae…
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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black”

Submitted By: Villi

Munni Badnam Hoi Volume 2:

Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye,

Munni K Daant Hain Peelay,Gaal Chamkeelay,Seeng Nokeelay Ray,

Wo Jungli Saand Hui Darling Tere Liye….!

Submitted By: Dev

Agar “Sheela” Th0ray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti…
Wah
Wah
Wah
Agar “Sheela”
Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti.
.
Toh Aj “Munni” Itni Badnam Na
H0ti…

Submitted By: Amit

A poem by every girl

Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho…

Submitted By: Aditi

Ajeeb dost hai mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta hai
Sawal karne se phelay jawab rakhta hai
Wesay to kehta hai “I hate girls”
Magar khusron se hansi mazaq rakhta hai

Submitted By: Anil

“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey

Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir

Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne

Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.

Submitted By: Mero

Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,

Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,

Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,

Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai….

Submitted By: Aslam

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
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