Funny Shayari


Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,

Submitted By: Arvin

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
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Co-education k side effects.
Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!
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Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye!!!

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Han ??

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Aik baar keh jo dia k na pochye to phir ab kiya chahte ho ?

Submitted By: Risha

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Submitted By: Nilesh

Zamane ki dard se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.

Submitted By: Fredy

ONLY FOR STUDENTS:
Arz kiya hai…
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,

YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.

Submitted By: Akhtar

Achon se ziada tm achy ho,

sachon se ziada tm sache ho,

mene kaha mjhe tmse “MOHABBAT” he,

wo boli sharam karo abhi tm bachy ho.

Submitted By: Amit

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo

Submitted By: Akhtar

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,

kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?

Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,

bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….

Submitted By: Raju