What Is The Fastest Thing We Type?

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“OUR PASSWORD”

Akbar : name the 3 fastest means of communication
Ali :telephone, television, tell-a-woman.

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Best Funny Line. . !

I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice. . .

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

FACT Of GOOGLE: . .
50% Of The People Use It Well As A Search Engine..!!
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The Other 50% Of The People Use It To check If Their internet Is Connected Or Not!! ;)

* TRUTH *
“Women never have anything to wear..”
Don’t question the racks of clothes
in the closet.
You’ll b answered every time,
“You just don’t understand”

A strange reality:

‘The Value of life increases only after It is lost!’
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Want proof?

Alive chicken
Rs 110/-
Chicken Tandoori
Rs.320/-

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

“Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?”
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“Oh wait.. I’ll search it on
Google..”