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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
APPLE=vitamins
VITAMINS=power
POWER=work
WORK=money
MONAY=woman
WOMAN=tension
TENSION=depression
DEPRESSION=death
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Barra mushkil hai school ki “miss” se pyar karna
”””””””DOST”””””””””
LOVE Letter bheja tha,
signature kr k 3 galtya nikal de
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< ( )>dekh yar
_/ L home work thorri tha.
Don’t break anybody’s heart bcz they have only one…
If u r angry on them break their bones bcz they have 206
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant its already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview..
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Interviewer : Which are the four version of Java .?
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Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4) Me Sadke-Java..
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Interviewer : Aata tumhi Ghari-Java..
