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> <channel><title>SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Friendship sms and more.. &#187; Funny SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://www.freesmsfun.net/category/funny-sms/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net</link> <description>Free SMS: Love sms, Friendship, Miss You sms, Cute, Good Night, Romantic sms, Sweet, Jokes, Urdu sms and more.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:50:28 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=</generator> <item><title>The Fastest Thing We Type</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/the-fastest-thing-we-type/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/the-fastest-thing-we-type/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:50:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9546</guid> <description><![CDATA[What Is The Fastest Thing We Type? . . . . . . . . &#8220;OUR PASSWORD&#8221; Related SMS: kiss is special thing that you can The hardest thing in life is Kiss is that thing for which
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/the-hardest-thing-in-life-is/' rel='bookmark' title='The hardest thing in life is'>The hardest thing in life is</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/kiss-is-that-thing-for-which/' rel='bookmark' title='Kiss is that thing for which'>Kiss is that thing for which</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What Is The Fastest Thing We Type?</p><p>.<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .</p><p>&#8220;OUR PASSWORD&#8221;</p><p></p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/kiss-is-special-thing-that-you-can/' rel='bookmark' title='kiss is  special thing that you can'>kiss is  special thing that you can</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/the-hardest-thing-in-life-is/' rel='bookmark' title='The hardest thing in life is'>The hardest thing in life is</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/kiss-is-that-thing-for-which/' rel='bookmark' title='Kiss is that thing for which'>Kiss is that thing for which</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/the-fastest-thing-we-type/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Fastest Communication</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/fastest-communication/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/fastest-communication/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/whats-the-fastest-thing-on-earth/' rel='bookmark' title='What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?'>What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/who-is-stronger-man-or-woman/' rel='bookmark' title='who is stronger man or woman?'>who is stronger man or woman?</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Akbar : name the 3 fastest means of communication<br
/> Ali :telephone, television, tell-a-woman.</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/whan-i-call-u-1-ring-means/' rel='bookmark' title='Whan i call u, 1 ring means'>Whan i call u, 1 ring means</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/whats-the-fastest-thing-on-earth/' rel='bookmark' title='What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?'>What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/who-is-stronger-man-or-woman/' rel='bookmark' title='who is stronger man or woman?'>who is stronger man or woman?</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/fastest-communication/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Stress, tension and panic</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/stress-tension-and-panic/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/stress-tension-and-panic/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:17:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9523</guid> <description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, Panic is when both are pregnant. Related SMS: Dear user,your wife can become Dear user,your wife can become Differences between difference
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/dear-useryour-wife-can-become/' rel='bookmark' title='Dear user,your wife can become'>Dear user,your wife can become</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/dear-useryour-wife-can-become-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Dear user,your wife can become'>Dear user,your wife can become</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/differences-between-difference/' rel='bookmark' title='Differences between difference'>Differences between difference</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the difference between stress, tension and panic?<br
/> Stress is when wife is pregnant,<br
/> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,<br
/> Panic is when both are pregnant.</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/dear-useryour-wife-can-become/' rel='bookmark' title='Dear user,your wife can become'>Dear user,your wife can become</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/dear-useryour-wife-can-become-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Dear user,your wife can become'>Dear user,your wife can become</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/differences-between-difference/' rel='bookmark' title='Differences between difference'>Differences between difference</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/stress-tension-and-panic/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Best Funny Line</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/best-funny-line/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/best-funny-line/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:13:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9524</guid> <description><![CDATA[Best Funny Line. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice. . . Related SMS: 9 lessons in life: A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/9-lessons-in-life/' rel='bookmark' title='9 lessons in life:'>9 lessons in life:</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-friend-is-1-funny-2/' rel='bookmark' title='A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2%'>A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2%</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/prayer-is-an-open-line-to-heaven/' rel='bookmark' title='Prayer is an open line to Heaven.'>Prayer is an open line to Heaven.</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best Funny Line. . !</p><p>I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice. . .</p><p
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/9-lessons-in-life/' rel='bookmark' title='9 lessons in life:'>9 lessons in life:</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-friend-is-1-funny-2/' rel='bookmark' title='A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2%'>A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2%</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/prayer-is-an-open-line-to-heaven/' rel='bookmark' title='Prayer is an open line to Heaven.'>Prayer is an open line to Heaven.</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/best-funny-line/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>To be a “Good professional”</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/to-be-a-good-professional-2/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/to-be-a-good-professional-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:04:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9511</guid> <description><![CDATA[To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!! Related SMS: Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time Good Time Bad Time Nobody teaches Sun to rise
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-timebad-timeday-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time'>Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/nobody-teaches-sun-to-rise/' rel='bookmark' title='Nobody teaches Sun to rise'>Nobody teaches Sun to rise</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be a “Good professional”,<br
/> always start to study late for “Exams”.<br
/> Because it teaches how to manage “Time”<br
/> and tackle “Emergencies”!!</p><p
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-timebad-timeday-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time'>Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/nobody-teaches-sun-to-rise/' rel='bookmark' title='Nobody teaches Sun to rise'>Nobody teaches Sun to rise</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/to-be-a-good-professional-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Google Fact</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-fact/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-fact/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:48:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9493</guid> <description><![CDATA[FACT Of GOOGLE: . . 50% Of The People Use It Well As A Search Engine..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The Other 50% Of The People Use It To check If Their internet Is Connected Or Not!! ;) Related SMS: Girl friends are like mobile phone [...]
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/girl-friends-are-like-mobile-phone/' rel='bookmark' title='Girl friends are like mobile phone'>Girl friends are like mobile phone</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/fact-of-life/' rel='bookmark' title='Fact of life'>Fact of life</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/search-ur-happiness-in/' rel='bookmark' title='Search ur happiness in'>Search ur happiness in</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FACT Of GOOGLE: . .<br
/> 50% Of The People Use It Well As A Search Engine..!!<br
/> .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..<br
/> The Other 50% Of The People Use It To check If Their internet Is Connected Or Not!! ;)</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/girl-friends-are-like-mobile-phone/' rel='bookmark' title='Girl friends are like mobile phone'>Girl friends are like mobile phone</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/fact-of-life/' rel='bookmark' title='Fact of life'>Fact of life</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/search-ur-happiness-in/' rel='bookmark' title='Search ur happiness in'>Search ur happiness in</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-fact/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Women never have anything to wear</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/women-never-have-anything-to-wear/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/women-never-have-anything-to-wear/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 04:08:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9487</guid> <description><![CDATA[* TRUTH * “Women never have anything to wear..” Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet. You’ll b answered every time, “You just don’t understand” Related SMS: Women is symbol of Shakti Good Time Bad Time Speak less wid people whom u lov
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/women-is-symbol-of-shakti/' rel='bookmark' title='Women is symbol of Shakti'>Women is symbol of Shakti</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/speak-less-wid-people-whom-u-lov/' rel='bookmark' title='Speak less wid people whom u lov'>Speak less wid people whom u lov</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* TRUTH *<br
/> “Women never have anything to wear..”<br
/> Don’t question the racks of clothes<br
/> in the closet.<br
/> You’ll b answered every time,<br
/> “You just don’t understand”</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/women-is-symbol-of-shakti/' rel='bookmark' title='Women is symbol of Shakti'>Women is symbol of Shakti</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/speak-less-wid-people-whom-u-lov/' rel='bookmark' title='Speak less wid people whom u lov'>Speak less wid people whom u lov</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/women-never-have-anything-to-wear/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>A strange reality</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-strange-reality/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-strange-reality/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 03:49:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9472</guid> <description><![CDATA[A strange reality: &#8216;The Value of life increases only after It is lost!&#8217; . . Want proof? Alive chicken Rs 110/- Chicken Tandoori Rs.320/- Related SMS: Life without ur SMS Prblm is jus d distance b/w Life is not as such as_we think
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/life-without-ur-sms/' rel='bookmark' title='Life without ur SMS'>Life without ur SMS</a></li><li><a
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/life-is-not-as-such-as_we-think/' rel='bookmark' title='Life is not as such as_we think'>Life is not as such as_we think</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A strange reality:</p><p>&#8216;The Value of life increases only after It is lost!&#8217;<br
/> .</p><p>.<br
/> Want proof?</p><p>Alive chicken<br
/> Rs 110/-<br
/> Chicken Tandoori<br
/> Rs.320/-</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/life-without-ur-sms/' rel='bookmark' title='Life without ur SMS'>Life without ur SMS</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/prblm-is-jus-d-distance-bw/' rel='bookmark' title='Prblm is jus d distance b/w'>Prblm is jus d distance b/w</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/life-is-not-as-such-as_we-think/' rel='bookmark' title='Life is not as such as_we think'>Life is not as such as_we think</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/a-strange-reality/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Good Luck and Bad Luck</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-luck-and-bad-luck/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-luck-and-bad-luck/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:30:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9441</guid> <description><![CDATA[What is the perfect example of both Good &#038; Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck) Related SMS: Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time Happy New Near and good luck Good Time Bad Time
Related SMS:<ol><li><a
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href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/happy-new-near-and-good-luck/' rel='bookmark' title='Happy New Near and good luck'>Happy New Near and good luck</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is the perfect example<br
/> of both Good &#038; Bad Luck?<br
/> The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)<br
/> but at the same time<br
/> Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)</p><p>Related SMS:</p><ol><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-timebad-timeday-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time'>Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/happy-new-near-and-good-luck/' rel='bookmark' title='Happy New Near and good luck'>Happy New Near and good luck</a></li><li><a
href='http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-time-bad-time/' rel='bookmark' title='Good Time Bad Time'>Good Time Bad Time</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/good-luck-and-bad-luck/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Google or Yahoo</title><link>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-or-yahoo/</link> <comments>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-or-yahoo/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 10:35:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Bakhtawar</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[English SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9349</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8220;Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?&#8221; . . . &#8230;. . . . . . . . . &#8220;Oh wait.. I&#8217;ll search it on Google..&#8221; No related posts.
No related posts.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Which is better?<br
/> Google or Yahoo..?&#8221;<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> &#8230;.<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> .<br
/> &#8220;Oh wait.. I&#8217;ll search it on<br
/> Google..&#8221;</p><p>No related posts.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.freesmsfun.net/google-or-yahoo/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
