Zubaida Aapa k Totke
Category: Funny SMS | (1) Comment
Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga
(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke)
Submitted By: Moni
Funny SMS
What American Movies
Have Taught Us
1. Chines have nothing
better to do than practice
…Kung-fu
2. More then 50% of U.S
population are FBI/CIA
gents, may b working
undercover
3. If a man has survived
a mishap with a lady , than
he is entitled to a kiss, no
matter if he has met her
for the first time that
day
4. The purpose of
school system in U.S is
to promote basketball.
5. Aliens have a special
interest in attacking the
U.S n no
Submitted By: Rishi
ADAT Or ADA Me Farq
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ADAT Or ADA Me Farq.
Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.
Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To ADA.
Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.
Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To ADA.
Submitted By: Shukla
Mamooli ko jumle me use karo
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Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo.
Student ne socha
socha
socha
socha
Socha aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati hai.
Submitted By: Sara
Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He
Category: Funny SMS | (5) Comments
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
Submitted By: Aadi
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
Submitted By: Pawan
American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?
Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai
Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai
Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi
Submitted By: Aslam
Aaj bhai anay wala hay
Category: Funny SMS | (2) Comments
Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.
Miss: wo kasay?
Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…
Submitted By: Rishi
Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…
Mom: Wo kesay?
Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…
Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.
Submitted By: Dev
Always Remember
Category: English SMS, Funny SMS | (1) Comment
Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”
Submitted By: Martin
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