Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

The world’s thinnest book has only oneword written in it ‘everything’
and the book is titled:”What women want!”

Biology Sir,
Boys Can You Tell Me
Exactly Where Is Your Heart … ?
All Boys Shouted Loudly

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In Girls Campus … =D
Sir Smiled And Said Mine Too

Beth K Bathroom Mein
Sardi Ki Sard Raaton
Mein Sochta Hoon…

Kar To Li Hai Ab
Thanday Paani Sy
“Dhoun” Ga Kese?
Zubaida Aapa Plz
Help Me

hi how are u What is love

What is love
In math a problem
In history a battle
In science it s a reaction
In art it s a heart
But to me
Love always will and simply be you

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U. And And
Legs: To kick u if u 4get me

He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

Abbreviations for our degrees:

B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

if a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
than
how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects…….

point to be noted….

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.