Funny SMS


Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.

Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

Submitted by: Abhay

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”

Submitted by: Akram

Agr apko apna future malum krna ho to..

Write ur ful nam
N
Ur lover nam

N send it to
Ur
Father”s no.
He wil tel u
Ur future…
LolzZz….

Submitted By: Mishra

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

Submitted By: Saad

True friends always stand behind you in your bad time!

plz check your marriage album all your friends were stand behind you

Submitted By: Sawan

Its 07:30 PM

This Time Check is Brought To You

By “FARAZ” ; )

Submitted By: Zahid

Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..

Submitted By: Akram

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

Submitted By: Sharman

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Submitted By: Sarwar

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I wll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from

Submitted By: Aryan

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