AdnAn sAmi k0 Mehndi k fUnct¡0n mE Ind¡An gIrLz nE Buhat bJaya..!

Bec0Z. .!

He sAng a s0ng.

“zAra dh0Lki bjA0 GorioO”

Submitted By: Sarmad

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….
HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..

L0vE LefT us!!!

Submitted By: Mike

“if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY”

[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]

Submitted By: Sohan

Aj Titanic ki anivrsry hay.

So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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“DOOB
kar mar jaaye

Submitted By: Mera

Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..

Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)

Submitted By: Pawan

Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Submitted By: Pawan

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Submitted By: Raja