1- Money can’t buy happiness… but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

Aik mazloom larky ki faryaad.

Give me some sunshine Give me some rain
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… .
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Give me some other girl’s number
I m single once again.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

1)Ur a nice person
2)Line 2 is true
3)Line 2 is False if
Line 1 is true
4)Both 2 n 3 r correct
5)Line 4 is Wrong

CONFUSED
Gud! Now confuse others.

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
- Shakespeare.
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
- Shakespeare’s wife…

want to make money using FACEBOOK?
Go to Account —>
Account settings —>
Security —->
Deactivate !
And get back to work. .

A Girl in a shop: how
much this dress cost?

Shopkeeper: Just for
5 kisses.

Girl: ok pack the dress,
My Grand mother will pay
the bill ;-)

Girl : What can you do for me
Boy : i would die for you
Girl : I don’t like you
Boy : Why?
…
Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me
not Someone who would just die
and leave me alone

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

A Middle Aged Man Asking The Trainer In Gym:

“I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls, Which Machine Should I Use?”

Trainer:

“ATM” Sir. ;-)