Wife(Standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled & No Longer Pretty.
Will U Still Give Me Any Compliment?

Husband:
Ur Eyesight Is Still Excellent

Height Of Begging!!

A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up
A Notice Board In Front Of Him:

“Please Do Not Make Noise
By Dropping Coins
Offer Notes

The Two
D a n g e r o u s
Weapons In the World
Other Than
Nuclear Bombs.

1)A Girl’s Smile

&

2)A Girl’s tear.

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
.
.
.
.
Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Nahi Aaj Tak Koi HUSSAIN (ra) Sa Aya
Jo Kare Waju Khu se Ada Namaj Talwar k Tale kare,
Nahi Aaj Tak Koi Nawasa HUSSAIN ra Sa Aya
Jo kare Ada Wada Apne Nana Ka Jaan de ka Imaa Ki Khatir.
Nahi Aaj Tak Koi HUSSAIN ra Sa Aya
.
.
.

Jis Pe Naj karti Har Maa hai,
Jiski Yaad Me Rota Aaj bhi Asma Hai,,
Tadap Jati Jami Larag Jata Sina Hai,
Nahi Aaj Tak Koi HUSSAIN ra Sa Aya
Nahi Aaj Tak Koi HUSSAIN ra Sa Aya

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black”

By A Non-Vegetarian :

“Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life”

Do Any One Knows The Two Persons…
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Who Shake Hands In Nokia Cell Phones ?

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?

Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… =P

Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.

Boys K Lye Behtren Bat

Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us MAA Pr Mt Azmao Jsne Tmhe Bolna Sikhaya

Or Sari Narmi Us Maa Pr Na Azmao Jis Se Tm Rat 2,2 Bje Tak 2rs Ghanta Pkg Per Bat Krte Ho ;)