A Pizza And An Apple Were Thrown Down From The 15th Floor.
Which Will Reach Down First?
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Ans:The Pizza,As It’s Fast Food!

Sardar: Will you marry me?

Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.

Sardar: What’s a lesbian?

Girl: I like to sleep with girls.

Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian

A lady broke a signal and

was presented in front of the judge.

Lady: Your honor please let me go

I am a school teacher,

I am getting late for my class.

Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.

My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat

when a wife was asked,

What book do you like best?

she answer:

“My husband’s cheque book.”

What Is The Fastest Thing We Type?

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“OUR PASSWORD”

Akbar : name the 3 fastest means of communication
Ali :telephone, television, tell-a-woman.