1 doctor apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?

Jawab do?

comander safeguard se q k woHi to hai mulk bhar main doctorz ki
awalin pasand.

Submitted by: Waqas Bashir

SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..

Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar

Before marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi milti….

After marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi marti….

Submitted by: G. M. JAMALI

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu … tu kia ???”washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai”

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai…..?…..?….?Socho…..?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai…..

Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)