1)Ur a nice person
2)Line 2 is true
3)Line 2 is False if
Line 1 is true
4)Both 2 n 3 r correct
5)Line 4 is Wrong

CONFUSED
Gud! Now confuse others.

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
- Shakespeare.
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
- Shakespeare’s wife…

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Go to Account —>
Account settings —>
Security —->
Deactivate !
And get back to work. .

A Girl in a shop: how
much this dress cost?

Shopkeeper: Just for
5 kisses.

Girl: ok pack the dress,
My Grand mother will pay
the bill ;-)

Girl : What can you do for me
Boy : i would die for you
Girl : I don’t like you
Boy : Why?
…
Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me
not Someone who would just die
and leave me alone

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

A Middle Aged Man Asking The Trainer In Gym:

“I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls, Which Machine Should I Use?”

Trainer:

“ATM” Sir. ;-)