Category: Hindi and Indian SMS

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A pathan joined Army

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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

Bakray Ki Dawat

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Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

Pathan: College Ki Ladki Se Bola

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Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai

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Bollywood ill songs

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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY

Doctor to Sardar

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Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai Sardar rotey hoay . . .
Kitne numbron se..??

FRIEND In Diffrent Languages

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FRIEND In Diffrent Languages

Iran ) DOST

Grman ) FREUND

Frnch ) AMI

Dutch ) VREND

Mexican ) AMIGO

Egypt ) KUBARI

PAK ??

Or Suna LANTI Kesa He Tu

Garmi se bachney k lye

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Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd:

******

*****O

****LO

***ALO

**HALO

*AHALO

NAHALO

Code accepted Welcome 2 W A S H R O O M

—-& ,’,’,’, , ‘,’ ,’,’, ,’ ,(‘.’)>,’ La La La ,

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