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Aik pathan ki shadi hoi usne dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya aur pyar se bola
“o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tmhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)“

Submitted By: Jabran

Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…

Submitted By: Sohan

There are 3 things which keep

importance in my life.

1; Pizza,,,

2; Dew,,,

3; You,,,

Pizza,
4
eat

Dew,
4
drink

&

U?

Aey hello!!
table kon saaf karega???

Submitted By: Shani

R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö

Submitted By: Shankar

Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,

Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH…

Sirf Aap K Liye!

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

Submitted By: Kumar

Yadd ata hai,

Mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana…,

Patli patli tangoon par latka huwa pajama..

Woh behti naak ko hath se ponch kar gal per lagana…

Galii main beth kar saray muhalley ko show dikhlana…

Kamar se makhiyan urate howye awaz lagana ….

Ammii ho gaya hay saff kar dain

Submitted By: Nilesh

Jab teri yad aati hai,

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.

Submitted By: Naryan

Go down to c my heart.

Dekha.

Kitna saaf hay mera Dil.

Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah

Submitted By: Nisha

Winter is going 2 start…
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo

Submitted By: Arun

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