Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 15th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid,
khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

So wish you a happy independence day

Submitted By: Nilesh

__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

Submitted By: Soha

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao

rukoooooooooooo!

pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

Submitted By: Akshya

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Submitted By: Sameer

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

Submitted By: Ravi

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish,
Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey…
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+”"+.+”"+;
+ DIL SE +
“+.
.+”"+”

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di …

Submitted By: Farukh

Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga

Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga

Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata

Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga

Submitted By: Sanjay

Pehle Bacho’n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha

Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara

“Geo Musharaf” ;->

Submitted By: Husnain

Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi
Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi
Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se
Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

” GEO MUSHARAF ”

Submitted By: Zamurd

Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is

“Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa”

Submitted By: Babar