Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,

uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,

SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai.

zara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi

Submitted By: Rema

U r

‘P’ ure

‘I’ ntelligent

And

‘G’ reat. . . . !

Said That Sarcastically . . .

Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?

Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas

That’s From My Heart . . . .

Submitted By: Iram

Look at the ocean
see God’s abundance!

Look at the sky
see God’s wonder!

Look at the moon
see God’s glory!

Look at the mirror
see God’s blunder!!

Submitted By: Nilesh

Congratulations!
You Are Awarded The Degree Of MBA
For Not Sending Sms

Mba Means
Member Of Bhikari Association
Kindly Forward To All Mbas

Submitted By: Mera

Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.

Submitted By: Paro

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . .

Submitted By: Mohit

Dog 1: men is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!
Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai…!

Submitted By: Zarun

Its so Common t0 Hear…..
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How r u?
What r YoU D0ing?
H0Wz Ur d@y??
AnY Plan??
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so i thought To Ask

something different……

Did U Clean Ur n0se 2day….?

Submitted By: Heera

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

Submitted By: Pawan

Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..
itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe…
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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“

Submitted By: Zahir