Teacher to students: If you have any doubts in what I have taught so far, please ask me.
Student: Are you the Maths teacher or English teacher?

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon? Wife replied:
Kamine! Gin nay to do ?

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?

Biwi

Aik dum

Aadmi

Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!

What Does ‘LOL’ Stands For In PAKISTAN ???
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LOL ==> LOTS OF LOADSHEDDING …! :

A One Line
Advertisement By A Married Man In
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For Sale: Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once By Mistake

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~
Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm…
Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks…
Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class…
Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends…
Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period…
Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent…

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche Q hote the ?

Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.

Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha

Submitted By: Kami