SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Friendship sms and more.. » Jokes SMS http://www.freesmsfun.net Free SMS: Love sms, Friendship, Miss You sms, Cute, Good Night, Romantic sms, Sweet, Jokes, Urdu sms and more. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:50:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Maths teacher or English teacherhttp://www.freesmsfun.net/maths-teacher-or-english-teacher/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/maths-teacher-or-english-teacher/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:34:36 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9449
  • A kid says to teacher..
  • How do u teach a blonde maths?
  • Teacher teaching algebra to student
    • ]]>     Teacher to students: If you have any doubts in what I have taught so far, please ask me.
    Student: Are you the Maths teacher or English teacher?

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    ]]>     http://www.freesmsfun.net/maths-teacher-or-english-teacher/feed/ 0     What happened in 1809http://www.freesmsfun.net/what-happened-in-1809/ http://www.freesmsfun.net/what-happened-in-1809/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:17:20 +0000 Bakhtawar http://www.freesmsfun.net/?p=9426
  • Teacher teaching algebra to student
  • Name the animal which live in water
  • teacher: bijli kaha se aati hai
    • ]]>     Teacher :What happened in 1809?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1819?
    Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

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    Wife: silent He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon? Wife replied:
    Kamine! Gin nay to do ?

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  • School- a place where papa pays
  • Teacher teaching algebra to student
  • Ek Student Dusre Se
    • ]]>     An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
    I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
    Sweeper: I have the job.

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  • Age appears to be best in
  • dil 20 13 80 20 tere
  • Difference between a wife and..
    • ]]>     An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof.
    They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
    Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

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  • “A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi
  • Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
  • Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee
    • ]]>     Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
    Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?

    Biwi

    Aik dum

    Aadmi

    Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!

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  • Its not a mistake to do a mistake
  • I was a fool when I married you.
  • 75yrz old man got married
    • ]]>     A One Line
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  • Life is Test,Islam is best
  • Each moment of ur life is
  • Wonderful people r carefully
    • ]]>     ~ SCHOOL LIFE ~
    Most Irritating Moment -
    Morning Alarm…
    Most Difficult Task -
    To Find Socks…
    Most Dreadful Journey -
    Way To Class…
    Most Lovely Time -
    Meeting Friends…
    Most Tragic Moment -
    Surprise Test In 1st Period…
    Most Wonderful News -
    Teacher Is Absent…

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  • jam nigahoen se pila gaya koi
  • Ye dard mit gaya to phir?
  • Ye dard mit gaya to phir?
    • ]]>     Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche Q hote the ?

    Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.

    Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha

    Submitted By: Kami

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