A Pakistani Goes India Ilegaly..

Security Officer Asks: Who Are You??

Pakistani: I’m Hindu..

Officer: Then Tell Me Name Of 5 Bhagvans??

Pakistani: Yasu, Panju, Har, Kabutar, Doli.. :-)

Submitted By: Maryan

Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,

Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:

Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??

Chalan Hoga.. !!

Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay

Andhay Four Wheeler Hai.. ;-)

Submitted By: Shami

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(

Submitted By: Arvin

‘Pakistan’s Independence Was due on 1930 But Hoi 1947 Ko’…

REASON: Ye Decide Ho Raha Tha K Sikh Kon Lega Aur Pathan Kon

Submitted By: Ishi

once a MAULVEE saab was teaching a kid the arabic language lesson
Maulvee: perho HELWAAA
Kid: HALWAAA
Maulvee: Halaq say nikaloo HELWAA
Kid’s Mom: Maulvee saab khuda ka khauf kerain bachay
k halaq say halwaa na niklaain may aur bhaij daitee hoon.

Submitted By: Pisho

Pathan Captured a girl,

Gave her a dice n said:

If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss U.

girl: ager 6 aya tuo?

Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege

Submitted By: Husnain

Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:

“Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Women’s Day Hai..??”

Pathan Ne Ghabra Kay Kaha:

“Kamal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,

Tab Tou Tuesday Tha..” ;-)

Submitted By: Ravi

Cheif justice: You are crossing limits.

Musharraf: Kon Sala kehta hay.

CJ : how dare you call me sala.

Musharraf : oh no no. I said kon ‘sa law’ kehta hai !!!

Submitted By: Ahad

hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Submitted By: Rishi

There are two cows in the field
1st cow: are you afraid of mad cow disease??

2nd cow: naaaa! it can’t affect me because ‘i am a rabbit’

Submitted By: Mishra