santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

Submitted by: Karan

Teacher:

Agar Koi Insan 1986 Main Paida Hua Ho,

To Ab Uss Ki Age Kya Hogi..??

Student:

Pehle Ye To Batain Ke Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard??

Submitted By: Naeem

Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..

Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,

Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..

Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??

Papa: Kyun??

Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

Submitted By: Akshya

Teacher Said To Stundent :
“How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?”

Studnet :
“Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth
To Count How Many Teeth She Had.”

Teacher :
“And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?”

Student :
“The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly
To Feel How Many Fingers I Had.”

Submitted By: Aryan

3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I’m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat

Submitted By: Raja

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!

Submitted By: Zawan

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

Submitted By: Ora