With The New Iphone 5,
You Can Take Under Water Pictures.

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Once =

Submitted By: Mohit

Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . .

Dr. To Patient’s Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .

Patient’s Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . . .

Submitted By: Arshan

Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won
$10 , Here’s $5
Now Get Lost …

Submitted By: Alfred

Awesome msg sent by a man to his wife:

“Hi Honey,
I am just having my last beer and I will be home in 30 minutes.
If I am not,
please read this message again!”

Submitted By: Kami

‘An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can’t Afford Another
Women…

Submitted By: Seema

Worst PJ..
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam rehti hai?
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Kya hua nai pata…
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Ans- garam masala..

Submitted By: Nitu

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
“Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement”

Submitted By: Sorya

KON kehta hai INDIA me JOB nahi mlti..
Ye lo-
JHADOO

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AUR
Apne carrier ka aghaz kro

Submitted By: Ram

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead…

Submitted By: Alfred

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die?

Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest
Of My Life

Next Day

The Girl Died With A Note:
” I’ll Do Anything For Your
Happiness…”

Moral:

Never Joke With Brainless
Girls …

Submitted By: Ranjhan