Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
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American says: India is backword in sex technology.
Angry sardar started shaking his penis.
American: Why R U shaking ur cock ?
Sardar: I am fucking my wife through Bluetooth.

Submitted By: Bachan

pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.

Submitted By: Anil

Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.

Submitted By: Pawan

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Submitted By: Nano

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Submitted By: Feddy

“MBBS Final Exam“

Question:
Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her

“PU_S_“

?

Only few intelligent students wrote
“PULSE“….

Submitted By: Rajesh

dOOR gaon, main jab

maan baap sotay nahi they,

to bacha kehta hai,

so ja bapu

so ja.

warna ek aur ho jayega.

Submitted By: Deepak

1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui.
Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja
Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai

Husband Ne Reply Kya: NUT Wala hai ya BOLT Wala.

Submitted By: Sarmad

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Submitted By: Aadi