A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.

Submitted By: Arhan

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Submitted By: Mishra

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Submitted By: Najam

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

Submitted By: Morven

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan…

He Didn’t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

Submitted By: Farman

Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost)

Submitted By: Mishra

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! …

Now read without the word dog

Submitted By: Karma