Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga..

Submitted By: Rahat

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Submitted By: Sohan

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Submitted By: Sarya

Mahman!
Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Bacha!
Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy
Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy
Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy

Submitted By: Sameer

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

“My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.”

BAngALi:

“HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”

Submitted By: Ram

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Submitted By: Sarmad

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

Submitted By: NANI

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. . .

Submitted By: Kami

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Submitted By: sALEEM

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)

Submitted By: Dilshan