Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres

teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

Submitted By: Shankar

History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER:Correct,now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!!!

Submitted By: Kumar

Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha?

Student:
zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..
Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!

Submitted By: Aadi

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Submitted By: Nilesh

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Submitted By: Sohan

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

Submitted By: Karan

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

Submitted By: Rohan

Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?

Chor: haAN Sahib,
Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata.

Submitted By: Paresh

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

Submitted By: Shankar

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Submitted By: Rafael