A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Submitted By: Rafael

1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
.
“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon

Submitted By: Farhan

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Submitted By: Ravi

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Submitted By: Karan

Malik Murgiyo se-
“Agar tumne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara danapani
band”
Murgiya dar gayi. sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya”
Malik – “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya”
.
“Malik ye apke dar ki wajah se diya hai me to Murga hu”

Submitted by: Farhan Memon
Hello# 03212045044 Email: farhansiddiq400@hotmail.com

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai.

Submitted by: Zareen

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Submitted by: Imran Shah