A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom..
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
.
.
.

Haaccchhii
She Was Suffering From COLD

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

The only similarity between Girl and SMS . . . . . . .
Jab tak UPER se NEECHE tak pura DEKH na lo CHAIN hi nahi Aata

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:
“If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy..”

Snooker is a cool sports for men.
‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS,
& concentrate on many HOLES,
by using just a single STICK.

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

Pathan: 3 Saal Se Hamara Bacha Nahi Ho Raha.

Doctor: Yeh To Bari Pareshani Ki Baat Hai. Aap Apne Life Partner Ko Bulao

Pathan:
…
Zubair Khan,
Andar Aa Jao…..

Submitted By: Zahid