16 yrs
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25 yrs
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36 yrs
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kia samjhe?

hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP”

Boys Always Remain Faithful To Girlfriend

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Whose Girlfriend..??

We’ll Discuss That Later

Boy: MoM! why i aM bLack and you r white?
MoM: Listen son! considering aLL the crazy things i did years ago,
you shouLd be thankfuL that you are not barking…!

When I was a KID:
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Pussy meant CAT,
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Sex meant GENDER,
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Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
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Dick was a NAME,
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BJ was a NICK-NAME,
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Bang was a SOUND,
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Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
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Ass was an ANIMAL,
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Screw was just a NUT,
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Tit was a SNACK,
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Head meant a part of BODY !!
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But Now ____________
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Everything is just Damn Complicated

Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:
U didn’t Make any Noise Like “AH,aah,uhh,oochh”During makeout.
Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16

Kid to Pregnant girl at Bus stop,
What are u expecting ?
Girl: A Bus,
The Kid turns to his mate and says,
Wow this Bitch got Screwed by a Transporter