Larky wale larki dakhny gaye ,
Susar “BETI”

Tumhain chai
Ati hai?

Larki “sharma k mujhe abi DOODH nahi ata chaye kahan say aye gi..?

Submitted By: Raju

Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski kabar pe kya likhna hoga?

…………guess…………

SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI.

Submitted By: Anil

Kaun Kehta hai k ‘Mobile’ aur ‘Biwi’ alag hain…
Dono ko paas rakhna parhta hai,
Dono ka khayaal rakhna parhta hai,
Aur dono ko raat mai charge karna parhta hai ;)

Submitted By: Nano

1 Pathan ne apnay bachay ka naam ‘Bush’ rakha.
Logon ne poocha tum ne dushman ka naam ku rakha?
Pathan: Taa ke Sab ko pata chalay mein rozana
‘Bush’ ki Maan K Sath Sota hoon

Submitted By: Shankar

mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat
shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na
to koi chalakii atii hai or na he
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‘HUSHIYARI’

Submitted By: Ravi

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.
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. Nice Ass!!!!!!! ;)

Sumbitted By: Aryan

khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup gaya!
piche eik 65 sala baba tha.
khusra baba g mis call ap ne ki?
baba dhoti utha k bola mera tu balance he khatam hai

Submitted By: Nilesh

indian President to Zardari:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Katrina hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Zardari: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..

Submitted By: Sameer

(>=< ) IT'S ME
( 'o' ) DON'T
(,) . (,) PRESS
..........Down

(>=< )
( 'o' ) PLS
(,) . (,)

(>=< ) NO!
( 'o' ) PLS

(>=< ) Nooo!

Mar dala na!
AB SMS KON KERAY GA?

Submitted By: Ravi

I want a kiss from you

surprized??

but why??

aray baba

Kiss means

K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo

so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!

Submitted By: Sahar