Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…

Submitted By: Sohan

Ek Ladki Army main Bharti Ho GAi
Uski friend ne pochha, Kaisi life hai waha ?
Ladki: Pura din yes sir, yes sir karne me nikal jata hai
Aur
Raat no sir, nor sir karne me

Submitted By: Raju

Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.

Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be Suprised….

Submitted By: Anil

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

Submitted By: Sohan

Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray

Yahan se less
Waha se Less

Kabhi sleeveless
tou

Kabhi BACKLESS

Or Koi Larka
Ghuur ke Dekhay
tou bolain gi

“ohhh How
Mannerless“

Submitted By: Kashi

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

.

KHUD KUSHI

Submitted By: Roha

Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..

Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,

Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,

Ghar Main Barkat Ho,

Koi Pareshani Na Ho,

Tou..

Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen..

Submitted By: Sama