Naughty SMS


A naughty answer given by a girl when asked..
How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..?

Girl: I feel boys are lazy..

Submitted By: Dev

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?”
He said, “Because you came home early.”

Submitted By: Shankar

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling,
Its Childhood…

Submitted By: Dev

Believe in love …!
Love has great power !
It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries, Doubts, Fears,
Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc …:)

Submitted By: Michael

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer

Submitted By: Dev

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik..

Submitted By: Ahad

Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.”

Mom : ‘ Eat Some Chillies”

Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?

Mom : ‘ NO ”
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face “:-)

Submitted By: Pawan

agar monh meetha karna hai to
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kissh-mish khaao

Submitted By: Lalit

i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho
aur neecha
aur neecha
aur neecha
.
me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik sms k liye itna neecha gir sakti ho

Submitted By: Ahad

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.

..
.
Student: ur braizer.

Submitted By: Aryan

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