U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Submitted: Raju

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man,
after marriage they suspect a man,
after he dies they respect the man.

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Submitted by: Gabbar Singh

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man,
after marriage they suspect a man,
after he dies they respect the man.

Submitted by: Haroon

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…

Submitted by: Husnain

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Submitted by: Imran

Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special
Some 1 Nice
Some 1 Cute
Some 1 Smart
Some 1 Sweet
Some 1 Honest

Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy

Submitted by: Sarmad

jee to yeh chahta hai k …???

duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon…
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Magar baad main socha k…

KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

Submitted by: Sahar Zaheer
Email: miss_soooper@yahoo.com

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Submitted by: Sweet
Email: cuti_prity@rediffmail.com