Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

Submitted by: Anopam

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Submitted by: Riaz Khan

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Submitted by: Bachan

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Submitted by: Adnan

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Submitted by: Arnav

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

Submitted by: Arsal

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…

Submitted by: Aadi

I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Submitted by: Mishra

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”
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